CUSTOMER OF THE NIGHT: 9/24: Thank You Captain Whistleblower.

"The Big Lebowski" starring John Goodman and Jeff Bridges.
She'd never seen the film, but she assumed the title
referred to large genitals.


This is amazing.

Woman comes into the store tonight.

She walks out on the sales floor, coming up about 15 minutes later with a look on her face that combined both horror and disgust.

"Excuse me sir, do you....Do you know what kind of MOVIES you have out there?"

"I know the store pretty well, yes. What's the problem? Need help finding something? Need a recommendation?"

"I.....I....here....here...look at these!"

She runs out onto the store floor and returns with a stack of about 30 rentals, throwing them down on the front counter.

"Have you seen these, these are disgusting!"

She had brought up a stack of R-Rated Movies.

"I haven't seen ALL of them...no...."

"I can't believe you CARRY these! This is a FAMILY store!"

"Miss, I don't know what to tell you. Alot of people watch R-Rated movies...myself included."

She looked at me like I had told her I was a pedophile.

"You WATCH these? You DISGUST me! You should be ashamed of yourself."

"Miss I don't know what to tell you..."

"I'm telling you what I'm going to do...I'm going to WRITE DOWN every single one of these movies....and I'm going to tell EVERYONE I KNOW about you...and the SMUT you peddle...and THEN...MAYBE you'll stop being prudes and get some common decency! THE NERVE!"

"Miss...I'm really sorry...but noone is forcing you to watch anything out there....it's a free country...adults have the right to watch any kind of movie they want. We don't carry pornography, but we carry R-rated films..."

"This...."

She leans right over the counter and sticks her finger RIGHT in my face.

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY TAKE THE PRAYER OUT OF PUBLIC SCHOOLS! YOU HERETICS MAKE ME SO SICK! WHEN WILL YOU ALL REPENT AND COME TO JESUS?"

"Ma'am, I'm a Christian. My boss is a Christian as well. And we live our lives as best we can. It's a matter of conviction. If God has told you he doesn't want you or you family to watch R-Rated Films...That's great. God Bless You. But I also believe in liberty, and if you are willing and able to discern what you allow into your eyes and ears, I think it's perfectly fine."

She backed up with her jaw down like I had just said "Hail Satan!"

"How DARE you call yourselves Christians when you peddle such smut? YOU SICK, SICK, SICK PEOPLE!"

"Ma'am, please, it's totally cool if you don't watch R-rated movies! I'm glad in fact, but we can't punish absolutely everyone because of your personal convictions."

It was then she dropped the bombshell

"BOTH OF YOU....I HOPE YOUR MOTHERS AND YOUR SISTERS GET RAPED! THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO PEDDLE SEX TO PEOPLE!"

She was thrown out, and is now permanently banned from our store.

I only wish this story was made up. It's not.